Thursday, November 17, 2005
Can't we all just get it on?
Rode Hard, Hung Up Wet
Now I may be proven wrong here, but I don't think Heidi Fleiss is working with a good business plan for the opening of the Cherry Patch Ranch, a legal Nevada brothel that offers the services of "studs" to women. You see, Heidi, the male prostitute industry pretty much depends on the gays. And whether it's gay men or strait women, calling it a "stud farm" is so cheesy (on the same level as stripper "break away" pants) that the proverbial penis of interest in such a thing becomes immediatly flacid. Will rough trade be on the menu? Or are these "sexiest men on Earth" going to be cheese grinning crotch-shaved dorks?
Know your market, that's all I'm saying.
Posted by Stroll at 4:32 PM