Thursday, November 17, 2005

Can't we all just get it on?


Rode Hard, Hung Up Wet

Oh Heidi.

Now I may be proven wrong here, but I don't think Heidi Fleiss is working with a good business plan for the opening of the Cherry Patch Ranch, a legal Nevada brothel that offers the services of "studs" to women. You see, Heidi, the male prostitute industry pretty much depends on the gays. And whether it's gay men or strait women, calling it a "stud farm" is so cheesy (on the same level as stripper "break away" pants) that the proverbial penis of interest in such a thing becomes immediatly flacid. Will rough trade be on the menu? Or are these "sexiest men on Earth" going to be cheese grinning crotch-shaved dorks?

Know your market, that's all I'm saying.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Agreed! Everyone knows that Playgirl can't hold a candle to HONCHO Magazine. Growing up I frequently felt that if PlayGirl was indicative of a female aesthetic, that it was truly amazing that procreation happens at all.

anne arkham said...

I don't see that working at all.