Wednesday, November 16, 2005

For Kevondrala: Council of Divas

This is an email from my dearest Kevondrala, and sheds light onto the metaimaginary fantasy world in which the people in my life live.


from: xxxxxxxx@aol.com
Date: Wed, 16 Nov 2005 19:35:08 EST
Subject: EMERGENCY COUNCIL OF DIVAS MEETING
To: councilofdivas

The DIVA Den's doors are officially opening at 5pm this Saturday, please have your Council of Diva's ID cards and certificates ready upon arrival (not quite sure how this will effect you Jo-Jo, considering that you have yet to do the dance of the seven veils and do not have your official certificate as a result).

Dinner will be served promptly at 7:30. The Grand Empress and Jo-Jo Kaps will be providing and preparing the meal. Mattachine Brooks has be gracious enough to offer to provide baked goods for desert (store bought I'm sure) and The Diva Empress and Robinowitz have been put in charge of alcohol (they will probably get carded and don't you dare go to 7-11). Jo-Jo Kaps has suggested white wine in addition to beer.

Mattachine Brooks will be leading a "sing-a-long" with Madonna's new CD. Drugs, hot men and additional food items are, as always, welcome.

Looking forward to another meeting of the Council of Divas.....


My favorite part is "sore bought I'm sure" because that is of course absolutely right.

In other news, Madonna's new CD is fabulous. When I bought it at Tower Records I asked for the limited edition, but that apparantly does not come out until December 6. I also asked for the "free disco ball" as advertised, but alas, they were out of them.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Grand Empress sounds fabulous....this Mattachine Brooks character seems a bit shady....why not consider a sing-a-long with someone like Janet Jackson, perhaps, rather than Madonna? Just a thought...

Anonymous said...

Like most works of fantasy, the before mentioned email is ripe with irony. You're the true Diva in that group.

Anonymous said...

What u basing that on? ....