Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Our Regularly Scheduled Pogrom

The Butch Stroll word of the day is: pogrom.

Here at The World Church of Assimilation, there are countless times per day that I have to type the word "program". The word "program" is pretty close to "pogrom", only the matter of a transposed letter here and substituted vowel there. So I have this nagging, irrational fear that I am going to type "pogrom" instead of "program" and spell-check won't catch it. I cannot imagine having to explain to the WCA Board of Directors why they recieved a mailing updating them on the finances and implementation of any "pogrom" we're conducting: "Immigrant Services Pogrom a Huge Success!", "Substance Abuser Pogrom Fundraiser" and so on.

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