I smoked a cigarette, put a beer in a coozy, popped a speed pill and went and ran the New York Marathon today. I came in a close second. It felt great.
Here is a secret recipe, I like to call "Stroll's Texas Mac & Cheese":
Fix Velveeta Mac & Cheese.
Dump a jar of Tostito's salsa in.
Serves two, despite the box saying it serves four.