Thursday, February 02, 2006

"Impressive woman seeks a cast for Return of The Jedi themed orgy"

I relate to this woman's personal ad in profound ways as, if you will recall, I have sought to live out my own Darth Vader fantasy..."ISO Jedi Knight for light saber fights and reciprocal use of the force. No Hutts, Yodas, or Sand People."

By the way, is that Honolulu Jenkins pictured?

5 comments:

S.D. Hollaback said...

I am profoundly disturbed by this.

S.D. Hollaback said...

Almost as disturbed as I by seeing (at the age of six) an issue of Hustler my grandad had secreted away with a mock Star Trek centerfold featuring a smiling Dr. Spock spreading Lt. Ahora's (sp?) very wet vagina.

I'm not ready for this!

Stroll said...

Oh please. Like *you've* never dressed up like Chewbaka and ... oh god I'm projecting again.

S.D. Hollaback said...

Well, that was just for that "private party" and it was only a one time thing! I mean, jus because you saw Dem Eyes Iz F-Ucked Up doesn't mean you have to call it out!

anne arkham said...

I'm in.