An escaped chimpanzee at the Little Rock Zoo raided a kitchen cupboard and did a little cleaning with a toilet brush before sedatives knocked her out on top of a refrigerator.
Judy the Chimp is an animal after my own heart. In fact, I will gladly adopt her because she cleans. That's what I need -- a monkey that cleans. Unfortunately, if she raided my refrigerator, she would find that I only have mayonnaise in there.