I have apparantly been dehydrated for most of my life.
In keeping with my spirited, absolute committment and dedication to physical fitness, I have taken to drinking eight glasses of water per day. I bought this bottle at Bed Bath and Beyond for to gauge my water intake.
Now all this water, coupled with my regular intake of coffee, has not made me feel much different, outside of the fact that, now, I constantly have to pee. I can't get anything done because no sooner am I back from the bathroom do I feel the urge again.