Friday, January 26, 2007

You know how they say if you cut off a lizard's tail, it grows back?

I wonder if that applies to penises as well?

Mozart, an iguana stuck with a permanent erection six days after a mating session at a Belgian zoo, may (horrors) have to have his penis amputated if the condition doesn't improve.

I don't see why an prolonged erection calls for amputation? Nonetheless, don't worry:

[...]Mozart will still be able to reproduce, because male iguanas have two penises[...]

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