Monday, February 26, 2007

Important Questions

There were shenanigans going on at Paris Hilton's birthday party, as Brandon Davis was apparently throwing shit at Paula Abdul and humping Courtney Love in front of Frances Bean. This raises the following questions: What the hell are Paula Abdul and Courtney Love doing at Paris Hilton's birthday party? Maybe she was there on Frances Bean's behalf, but Courtney is more the "biting off Paris Hilton's nose" type than the "attend some useless heiress's birthday party" type. And why hasn't someone punched Brandon Davis in his fat, greasy face?

3 comments:

Scatty D. said...

But you have to admit, Courtney looked fabulous. PLUS, Paris knows where to get all the good drugs.

Stroll said...

Honey, I think you and I both know that Courtney doesn't have any trouble finding the good drugs.

philton.org said...

Poor Paris! Davis is crazy
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