Monday, February 19, 2007

She's a subtle lady.

Today Boss Lady asks me if I want some magazines before she throws them out. I recognize Britney Spears and Paris Hilton on the cover of Newsweek with the heading "GIRLS GONE WILD" and am seduced. I take the magazines.

Underneath the informative magazine featuring sluttiness, however, is Reader's Digest with "Stressed Out? Burned Out? How to Recharge!" splashed across the cover.

She can read my mind and this is all her way of saying "Pull yourself together."

I need a drink.

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