Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Ted Haggard: "Heterosexual"

Disgraced evangelilcal fruit-loop Ted Haggard has been pronounced "completely heterosexual". It's something he's "discovered" in gay rehab.

''This is a good place for Ted,'' Ware said. ''It's hard to heal in Colorado Springs right now. It's like an open wound. He needs to get somewhere he can get the wound healed.''

And by "open wound" he means "gaping hole".

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