I came home today only to find that K to the R.O.C. sent me Velvet D'Amour's pinup calendar, signed by Velvet herself. Fabulous. It was immediately prominantly displayed. It is my new favorite thing.
While I may have lost all hope of becoming the first male America's Next Top Model, Velvet gives me hope that I, too, can appear on Gaultier's runway and in French Vogue. Especially since I ate two entire boxes of Girl Scout cookies today (Samoas and All-Abouts).