And finally, some handy IT advice from Axeman Jim:
"Here's the only tech advice I am prepared to give out for free:
1) try rebooting it.
2) if that doesn't work, shove it up your arse."
And from Sickipedia via b3ta, a joke:
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and
saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said,
"morning." He replied, "No, just having a