I have brilliant, terrifying and 100% correct insights into matters of grave significance, including but not limited to John Edwards' mistress, the Russian invasion of Georgia, the presidential candidates, and the energy crisis, but I simply do not have time to share them with you! I'm busy being a very busy beaurocrat for a very important religious organization.
However, I will give you some food for thought on the "social networking" destruction of the internet. Web 2.0 FTL!
Here is a list of words the internet killed.
And this is what Facebook in the Real World would be like: