Recently, I wrote about Joey and his delicious and addictive danishes.
Well I am here today to tell you about yet another business person using her baking skills to take over the world.
I am talking about the mysterious Mrs. Freshley, of course.
She bakes a mean cupcake, packages them in plastic serving trays in pairs, wraps them in celophane, and then serves them from shady bodegas from Maine to Mexico.
They are perfect, a little too perfect...they clearly contain illicit drugs.
Why, just look at this woman (from her actual website) who is ENTRANCED by the doughy goodness:
TELL ME that doughy goodness does not have a power over her that she can't control.
Me too, lady. Me too.