Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Mrs. Freshley

Recently, I wrote about Joey and his delicious and addictive danishes.

Well I am here today to tell you about yet another business person using her baking skills to take over the world.

I am talking about the mysterious Mrs. Freshley, of course.

She bakes a mean cupcake, packages them in plastic serving trays in pairs, wraps them in celophane, and then serves them from shady bodegas from Maine to Mexico.

They are perfect, a little too perfect...they clearly contain illicit drugs.

Why, just look at this woman (from her actual website) who is ENTRANCED by the doughy goodness:

TELL ME that doughy goodness does not have a power over her that she can't control.

Me too, lady. Me too.

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