Monday, December 22, 2008

A certain friend of mine

is constantly imploring me to advise him on what to say about stuff, or how to reply to things like text messages and emails. It drives me crazy because I do not want to tell you what to say about any situation, just handle your own situation, you know? He says it's becuase I'm a literary person, which is hilarious -- as if a text message, for example, is a literary work. A lot of times these requests for how to reply to men of interest, which why would anyone want to what *I* would say to a love interest? Because clearly whatever I say to a hot man makes him VANISH INTO THIN AIR.

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